Reality TV Intergalactic Wife Swap postcard science fiction from Rob Hopcott

Dear Reality TV Little Swap Sister,

It's Prudence here.

I'm writing this intergalactic postcard hoping it will get through to you soon because I want out of here!

When I agreed to be swapped with a wife from another species, I did at least expect that they would have two legs, two arms and one head. After all - as I learned in my Texas hometown school - we are all created in Gods image!

But, after travelling uncomfortably for billions of miles in a tin can, to be faced with a two metres tall hairy intelligent spider who expects me to eat him after we have made love is just totally unreasonable and I want out of here! Immediately!

Love

Prudence.

Dear Reality TV Little Swap Sister,

It's Harold here.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for my wonderful intergalactic wife swap who is absolutely fantastic.

Admittedly, she doesn't seem to keep the place as clean as Prudence - there are cobwebs everywhere - but the, er, physical side is literally out of this world. I'm loving every minute of having all those legs wrapped around me and she is an absolutely voracious lover! I'm breaking out the champagne!

Guess what! My new intergalactic wife swap even reckons we might have started to make some babies together already.

How fantastic to have intergalactic offspring - a first for your Reality TV show!

The tip-off that she's pregnant, she tells me, is that she's beginning to feel really hungry after making love.

Tonight, after yet more love-making, she says we are going to have a special lunch together!

With the love-making so good, I can't wait for the meal :-)

Woohoo!

Yours Gratefully

Harold.

The End

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Bye for now

Rob

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