Wife offers husband for public flogging - a humorous postcard fiction short story about office secretary infidelity by Rob Hopcott

When my wife suggested that I be publicly flogged, I thought she'd discovered my lunchtime infidelities with my secretary. I was therefore quite relieved when she explained she was talking about auctioning my services off through an auction of promises as a weekend domestic servant to raise funds at her local women's club.

A week later, the whole event proved quite boring. Indeed, most of the bids were depressingly low, despite me flexing my well honed physique on the stage to best effect. However, the general lack of interest made it easy for an attractive young lady to come in with a late bid and win the auction.

It turned out to be the most enjoyable Saturday I have ever spent, and I must remember to suggest to my wife she auctions me off again next year.

My day of freedom with no questions asked was well worth all the effort, even if I did have to reimburse my secretary the £50 she paid for me.

The End

(Rob Hopcott - online author - Fiction - News)

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